he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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