So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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