you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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