i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
