Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
