porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish I only lived at night.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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