But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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