would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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