I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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