people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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