Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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