question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.