we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
