you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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