i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
