so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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