Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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