I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
His nipple licking is glorious
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