Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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