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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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