Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Alive.
So much puke
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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