One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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