wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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