Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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