You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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