this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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