Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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