My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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