how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He told me they were just razor bumps!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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