R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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