butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I want to have your abortion
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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