D3 body, D1 cock
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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