You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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