If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
