We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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