wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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