so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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