I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you would pick up someone in the library
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Randomize
