There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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