Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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