i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.