im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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