Having a random hookup so left but love u
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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