i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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