My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
are you so shy because you have an std?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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