Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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