i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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