i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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