plz talk dirty to me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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