Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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