Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
