Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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