Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Pooping to opera.
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