This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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