belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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