Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
