I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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