Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
handjob tips. give me some.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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