Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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