Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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