Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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