i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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