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(434): View more from Virginia

u cheatin on me?

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if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.

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(904): View more from Florida

Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

THOUGHT

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3

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